🔥 "Why Do I Love You… But Also Kinda Want to Throat Punch You?"

An Enneagram + Relationships Class
In-Person & Online | 90 minutes of connection, clarity, and "ohhhh, that's why..."

Let’s be real—relationships are beautiful, messy, confusing AF, and also the biggest mirrors we’ve got. Whether it’s your partner, your bestie, your boss, or your cousin who still doesn’t understand boundaries… the dynamics we carry are deeply personal—but not always conscious.

Enter the Enneagram.

This isn’t your average personality workshop. This is a no-fluff, fun-as-hell session where we dig into the 9 Enneagram types and uncover:

• Why you react the way you do in love, conflict, and conversation

• What your type needs in relationships (and why you probably aren’t asking for it)

• How to better connect with the people in your life (without losing yourself)

• The “push-pull” patterns of each number—and how to stop dancing in dysfunction

• Growth paths for more compassionate, conscious communication

Whether you’re single, partnered, situationshipped, or just trying to avoid snapping on your coworkers—this class will unlock a deeper understanding of YOU and those you care about.

You’ll leave with:
✔️ Your Enneagram type + how it shows up in your relationships
✔️ A breakdown of how the types connect (or clash)
✔️ Tools to improve communication, reduce conflict, and deepen connection
✔️ A whole lot of “ah-ha!” moments (and probably a few laughs too)

Choose your vibe:
🎥 Attend virtually from your cozy couch
🌟 Or join us in person for snacks, scribbles, and soul growth

This class is for you if you’ve ever said:

“Why do I keep dating the same type of person?”
“I wish they just got me.”
“Ugh, I don’t want to talk about it, but I also totally want to talk about it.”

Let’s decode your patterns, rewire your reactions, and create healthier, more aligned relationships.

🧠💖💬 Because self-awareness is the sexiest relationship tool there is.